Saturday, 04 July 2009

• Dear Future Friends (the ones I will meet when I start travelling),
  
  Please be warned that I am a sensational attention-seeker, not a troublemaker.  Lol...
  
  I like to talk rubbish and eat a lot.
  
  I don't react well to alcohol.
  
  I am also older than I look - thus if you are a young boy, please do not leech yourself onto me. 
  
  I am not a bitch but I can be bitchy around bitches - thus, stay away from me bitches!
  
  I am boring and I don't like shopping nor do I like walking.
  
  I like to be driven.  I can't swim.
  
  I am pretty much useless but I can do teeth.
  
  I also like lots of attention.
  
  Please only take facebook-worthy photos of me.
  
  That's all for now...on a trip to self-discovery so will inform you of any new discoveries.
  
  Thank you.
  
  Looking forward to meeting you soon.
  
  X O X O
  
  

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